Saturday, August 09, 2008

Divorce Ka Side Effects

1. Overheard in office
“If he could not make the most important relationship in his life, work for him...what will he do here?”

2. Mother
“You can get many girls....let me talk to Savita Mausi(Aunty)...She was telling me of a niece of hers who is pretty, homely and got divorced recently”

3. Sister
“My Brother is a gem....I will make sure he gets a beautiful, rich and homely girl this time”

4. Neighbors
“It takes 2 hands to clap...I am sure he must have done something...don’t go by his innocent looks...Someone told me he use to beat her”

5. Neighboring Shopkeeper
“I think he had an affair with someone. His wife wasn’t bad looking.... These days you can’t tell...and especially when you have such pretty girls in office”

6. Father
“My son is smart, successful, and intelligent...He needs to start his life afresh”

7. Friend
“Hmmm....Life is never easy....He needs to calm down...He needs to chill....Even I am having problem with my marriage..”

8. Aunt
“I am telling you all these love marriages never last...He should have married a girl from our community....at least we would have been there to help”

9. Uncle
“Son you don’t worry....I will find a girl for you...And you won’t be disappointed... I can tell you that...come let us have a drink now”

10. Divorce Lawyer
“Congratulations!....I mean we got the divorce...your divorce that is....Don’t know what to say....you need to find a good companion...I heard these online marriage sites are not bad...A distant relative of mine, found a good match through one of them..... No harm in trying...”

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